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Modern Family is an exceptionally well-written, superbly acted sitcom that manages to both honor what we love about situation comedies while eschewing the conventions that damn near killed the format in the last decade. Wednesday’s season two premiere episode featured such brilliant lines as “I don’t think I would be a very inspiring disabled person” and “It was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.”

That said, the best eleven-second stretch of last night’s episode was Sofia Vergara mixing salt into her chocolate milk . Don’t feel bad about watching this video or gif over and over again just to see her breasts shake. I have it on good authority that Shia Labeouf broke his DVR rewind button listening to Sofia saying his name all Colombian-ey in this very episode.

How can you blame Sway? Katy Perry’s boobs are awesome, and unlike her performance at the MTV Awards, they are just sitting their in their natural state, not compressed by some gay male/straight female stylist who is jealous of her body. She looked like she was wearing boxing hot pants on stage.

But Sway, there’s a reason Snoop’s wearing locs in the below performance video, and why Fab 5 Freddy wore shades all the time. Every time he interviewed Nikki D on “Yo!” he was eye-F-ing her.

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