How can you blame Sway? Katy Perry’s boobs are awesome, and unlike her performance at the MTV Awards, they are just sitting their in their natural state, not compressed by some gay male/straight female stylist who is jealous of her body. She looked like she was wearing boxing hot pants on stage.

But Sway, there’s a reason Snoop’s wearing locs in the below performance video, and why Fab 5 Freddy wore shades all the time. Every time he interviewed Nikki D on “Yo!” he was eye-F-ing her.

via Guyism.